You! No, wait. The winner of my 50th Idea Spectacaganzalations Contest was actually the exact opposite. The winner was…drumroll please…
That’s right, I didn’t get a single entry, so there are no winners. How sad is that?!? You literally could have forwarded me an Email pitching Cialis, called it a startup idea, and I would have thrown you 50 bones.
Ahh, well, better luck next time. At least I get to keep my $50 – maybe I’ll use it to double the stakes for the next big contest. Or maybe I’ll buy this. One pound a day for the next month. Woot.